Ed Sheeran ft. Passenger - No Diggity(cover)
“this is about as gangster as two folk singers can get”
Now we can be like Selena and Biebs.
Epic party at Justin Bieber’s house. Hot bitches dress like it. Ugly bitches stay home.
did you say [breathes heavily through nose] [blood pressure increases] [licks lips] [releases adrenaline] justin bieber? [spreads legs]
*big sean voice* oh god
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
you’re my new favorite person